"Bullshit!" by Mindless Self Indulgence
...Gods Above and Below, I am pissed. For the 5 people who were patiently waiting for me to upload some new stories, including some erotica... I have bad news.
I think it'd be easier for me just say that I will post stories when they come, because trying to go for any
reasonable timeline fucks me over so badly that it is ridiculous. But my "Writer's Block" (and I use that term loosely) isn't why I'm pissed off.
(Fuck me now; rip me off later
-Perfect timing, that lyric)
No, it's because real life is taking that line above literally. Life doesn't just throw me lemons, it throws incendiary ones, then sends an ice storm to douse me, then wonders why I am on the ground, burnt and frozen simultaneously! Let's see, next month, I have to:
1. Pay $250 for bills and rent.
2. Pay $90-$100 for toiletries, groceries, etc.
3. Pay $50 for dental bills.
4. Figure out how to get to my doctor's appointment + therapy.
5. Get a proper job (assuming this side of town is hiring HA!FATCHANCE!)
6. Get my mom either a new TV or get her computer fixed, because I swear if she beats on the damn laptop one more time...
7. Get my mom to either get started on SSI and/or get her suckers to stop her urge to smoke, because she forgets that I am sitting near her and she starts smoking...
8. Figure out how to make $480 lasts past Day 3 of the month (do the math above).
And have I mentioned that I am turning 22 next month and I have THIS to worry about?! Plus the fact that I can't cry or get pissed off visibly or show any other emotion save for a fake smile because my mom is a raging hypocrite who hates it when I get emotional!?
I need a fucking drink.
All hail Her Fiery Majesty