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"Bullshit!" by Mindless Self Indulgence

...Gods Above and Below, I am pissed. For the 5 people who were patiently waiting for me to upload some new stories, including some erotica... I have bad news.

I think it'd be easier for me just say that I will post stories when they come, because trying to go for any reasonable timeline fucks me over so badly that it is ridiculous. But my "Writer's Block" (and I use that term loosely) isn't why I'm pissed off.

(Fuck me now; rip me off later -Perfect timing, that lyric)

No, it's because real life is taking that line above literally. Life doesn't just throw me lemons, it throws incendiary ones, then sends an ice storm to douse me, then wonders why I am on the ground, burnt and frozen simultaneously! Let's see, next month, I have to:

1. Pay $250 for bills and rent.
2. Pay $90-$100 for toiletries, groceries, etc.
3. Pay $50 for dental bills.
4. Figure out how to get to my doctor's appointment + therapy.
5. Get a proper job (assuming this side of town is hiring HA!FATCHANCE!)
6. Get my mom either a new TV or get her computer fixed, because I swear if she beats on the damn laptop one more time... :pissed:)
7. Get my mom to either get started on SSI and/or get her suckers to stop her urge to smoke, because she forgets that I am sitting near her and she starts smoking...
8. Figure out how to make $480 lasts past Day 3 of the month (do the math above).

And have I mentioned that I am turning 22 next month and I have THIS to worry about?! Plus the fact that I can't cry or get pissed off visibly or show any other emotion save for a fake smile because my mom is a raging hypocrite who hates it when I get emotional!?

I need a fucking drink.

All hail Her Fiery Majesty
  • Mood: Frustrated
  • Listening to: Bullshit!-Mindless Self Indulgence
  • Playing: DQ9, SMT: SJ and SMTIV
  • Drinking: Water

So I'm thinking of rewriting some of my old stories, particularly my smut. Would anyone read it? 

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No deviants said (For anyone wondering, it's Game, Chains, Revenge and Captive)

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TwistedKunoichi
Bri[unavailable]
United States
What can I say about myself? I'm a crazy (thanks to genetics), fun-loving writer who wants to learn more about the world around me and wants to learn how to draw.

I'm usually very polite, even online, but I have my limits. Respect me; I respect you back.
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A collab with SliverEmperor and TheSpiderManager.
Destroy all traces of a certain someone out of my life (in progress; will never be completed)

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SliverEmperor:iconsliveremperor:
Happy Birthday, Bri! (Good lord, I can still see last year's birthday wishes here.)
Wed Apr 10, 2013, 6:43 PM
TwistedKunoichi:icontwistedkunoichi:
Flandre and Utsuho in my shoutbox... My chances of survival are nonexistent at this point.
Tue Nov 13, 2012, 12:43 PM
GrumpyTouhoutard:icongrumpytouhoutard:
I still love your icon
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 3:02 PM
flandre495:iconflandre495:
Urameshiya!!
Thu Oct 18, 2012, 11:17 PM
GrumpyTouhoutard:icongrumpytouhoutard:
I am still in love with your icon.
Tue Oct 2, 2012, 6:26 PM
SliverEmperor:iconsliveremperor:
Happy birthday, Bri! Hope it's good to you!
Tue Apr 10, 2012, 11:07 AM
SliverEmperor:iconsliveremperor:
CAAAAAAAAAAAAATS! This is THEIR work, we can smell it!
Sun Apr 1, 2012, 9:00 AM
SliverEmperor:iconsliveremperor:
...Negative.
Fri Mar 16, 2012, 7:19 AM
TwistedKunoichi:icontwistedkunoichi:
Hello, are you trying to be Wheatley, Sliver?
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 5:16 PM
SliverEmperor:iconsliveremperor:
Err...false. I'm going to go with false.
Tue Mar 13, 2012, 7:34 PM
TwistedKunoichi:icontwistedkunoichi:
Sliver? Or is it someone else who's managed to take over your page?
Sun Mar 11, 2012, 6:30 PM
SliverEmperor:iconsliveremperor:
............W.......................0................................0...........(.......................|
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 6:59 PM
SliverEmperor:iconsliveremperor:
Okay, remain calm. We're sure this is just stress from our last collab. It's not time to worry until you start seeing him in televisions, clouds, or reflective surfaces.
Fri Mar 2, 2012, 7:35 PM
TwistedKunoichi:icontwistedkunoichi:
...At least in the dreams, all of us had weapons. Still, Nevic did some damage to a few cities.
Fri Mar 2, 2012, 4:44 PM
SliverEmperor:iconsliveremperor:
...Aw, crud. We KNEW we should've been more suspicious when our wayward creation took a trip (and our experimental spirit-trapping machine) to Elm Street!
Fri Mar 2, 2012, 11:22 AM
TwistedKunoichi:icontwistedkunoichi:
Yeah... I have no words, except that he's attacked Brian, my mom and myself (me especially).
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 9:46 PM
SliverEmperor:iconsliveremperor:
Oh...wait, WHAT?!
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 8:49 PM
TwistedKunoichi:icontwistedkunoichi:
Hey Sliver, we've got a HUGE problem. I think Nevic's escaped into my dreams of all things.
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 3:02 PM
TwistedKunoichi:icontwistedkunoichi:
...What has my shoutbox turned into?
Sun Feb 26, 2012, 3:13 PM
TheSpiderManager:iconthespidermanager:
EVERYBODY! ROCK YOUR BODY! EVERYBODY! ROCK YOUR BODY RIGHT! BACKSTREETS BACK! ALRIGHT!
Thu Feb 23, 2012, 1:29 PM
Nobody

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:iconthespidermanager:
Happy Birthday!!! You are one year older! One Year Wiser! One Year Cooler! And One Year Cuter!...uhh...that's all I got!
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:iconjasperinity:
Happy birthday! :D
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:iconbirthdays:
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's April 10th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

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Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: KoudelkaW
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Agent-Eli Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday!
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Nushaa Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday! :happy birthday:
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Olaf-The-Snowman Apr 10, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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:iconsliveremperor:
Happy Birthday!

...In case you couldn't tell, I decided to change things up and post my annual birthday wishes on your comment box instead of your shoutbox. Mainly because I can still see last year's birthday wishes...and the year before it.

Also, your webcam is creepy as heck. Niiiiice.
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:icontwistedkunoichi:
...I wish I had more people posting in my shoutbox.

Also, I've had that as my webcam for so long that it is ridiculous.

But thanks~
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:iconsliveremperor:
As always, you're welcome!

And as your present, I finally decided to give you and Brian a peek at some of my..."special" projects on Google Drive. It's far from a complete list, but it's got some of my favorites.
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:icontwistedkunoichi:
...I think I have another reason to be legitimately terrified of you.

Your creations.
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:iconthespidermanager:
.....did you say...Special projects?! OWO color me interested!
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:iconthespidermanager:
:iconseanthebeaverisdead: was the catalyst of that jourmal-.- seems someone didn't get the memo that April Fools ended 6 Days ago
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:iconj-b-hickock:
J-B-Hickock Mar 17, 2014  New member Professional Writer
Thanks for watching me.
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sacul097 Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave
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AngelicDirt Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:meow:
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:icontwistedkunoichi:
:iconkittenplz: Thanks for the watch!
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:iconangelicdirt:
AngelicDirt Mar 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're very welcome. :3
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Rainbroach Feb 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Thanks a bunch for the watch.
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:iconamaya-ko:
Thanks for the fav!
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:iconamaya-ko:
Amaya-ko Dec 5, 2013  Student
And thanks for the watch, too! c:
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:icontwistedkunoichi:
D'awwwwwww. Thanks~!
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UrielGonzagaGomes Jun 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thx for teh watch :3
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